Spiritual Enthusiast Gifts

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Bed of Nails: Orthopaedic

'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"It's all in the wrist."

"Surprise!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

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'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Show off."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Psychic diving competition.