Faith Enthusiast Gifts

'The good news and the bad news is that Sunday School attendance is up.'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

Jesus on the pro water polo circuit.

'Joesph Smith discovers Mormonism'

Will Sell Soul for Pope Tickets

"I just started following you."

Pope and Patriarch Kirill dialogue in Havana

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'Hope, charity, faith, patientce...to thine own self be true.' (to angel) 'Leave this man alone. You're driving him mad.'

Vicar with 'I Love' written on his top

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'

Drivers see 'Priest Crossing' sign with a priest behind it crossing himself

'Sister Margaret? -- when did YOU quit the habit?'

'Why was Adam rejected?'

God Loves You

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'

'Can I make a request? How about a nice vintage Cabernet Sauvignon out of the water?'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

Growing Churches

'More options!'

"We don't need iPODS, iPads, or iPhones. . . ¦we have I AM."

Honk if you're holy.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"I want to know there's something valuable about me that won't ever pale in comparison to someone else."

"Hallelujah!"

At home with the Pope.

Theoresentful

Nun Fight.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'