Faith And Belief Enthusiasts Gifts

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Honk if you're holy.

Attila the Nun.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Promised Land Signpost

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Hallelujah!"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.