Religious Enthusiast Gifts

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'Yes, all at once!'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

They're missing a few commandments.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Honk if you're holy.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Hallelujah!"

Attila the Nun.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'