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"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

'Yes, all at once!'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"What did Jesus order?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Honk if you're holy.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Hallelujah!"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Attila the Nun.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)