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'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Does the pope have an agenda for his visit to America?'

Creation: The True Story

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

A blessing in disguise.

Stalker at the vatican

Radioactive Isopopes.

'They should lose their tax exempt status! Churches have no rights to be involved in politics!'

"Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again."

Nun Fight.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."