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'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Does the pope have an agenda for his visit to America?'

Creation: The True Story

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

A blessing in disguise.

Stalker at the vatican

Radioactive Isopopes.

'They should lose their tax exempt status! Churches have no rights to be involved in politics!'

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Honk if you're holy.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Hallelujah!"