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"You da man!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Noah's ark, many lions

The ecumenical dinner party.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"What did Jesus order?"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'