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'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

God changes His will.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

The Water Diviner

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Praying.

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"Surprise!"