Divine Enthusiast Gifts

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

God changes His will.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Should I get these copyrighted, or is that covered by "Thou shalt not steal"? (Published previously on Dec. 10, 2002.)

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

The Water Diviner

Praying.

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'The floods, the pestilence, the plagues...don't you think you could find more constructive ways to express your wrath?'