Devotional Enthusiast Gifts

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"What did Jesus order?"

Noah's ark, many lions

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

Attila the Nun.