Devotional Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Night-time halo

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Male On Sunday

Nativity - The sitcom

Pre-nuptual Nativity