Devotional Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Night-time halo

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Om and Ommer

Excommunicate Me.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."