Devotional Humorist Gifts

'It's nice to put a face with a prayer.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Night-time halo

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Pope tarts.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Guru.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'