Prayerful Humorist Gifts

"Thanks, and you have a nice day too."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

A woman in prayer

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This is a beta test, right?"

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."