Prayerful Humorist Mugs

"Thanks, and you have a nice day too."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Pope tarts.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"This is a beta test, right?"

Excommunicate Me.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden