Faith-filled Humorist Mugs

'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

St. Elmo's fired.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.