Worship Humorist Mugs

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

Organized Religion

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Divine Desk Bins

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Guru.

Monk Prompt

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

How's my sermon. . .

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Even More Disciples'

"...and in conclusion..."

The ten ammendments

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Bishops Snooker

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sermon Applause.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The Sleeping Congregation.