Worship Humorist Pillows

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

Organized Religion

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Guru.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Pope tarts.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Bishops Snooker

Sermon Applause.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The ten ammendments

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