Faith Humorist Pillows

'Jesus forgave you because he had to.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Guru.

St. Elmo's fired.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Sermon Applause.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Praying Mantis.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Regifts of the Magi

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'