Devotional Humorist Pillows

'It's nice to put a face with a prayer.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Night-time halo

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Guru.

'Read that last part back to me.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'