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The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Various Traps.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

The Assumption of Mary

Caterpillars in love

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Bunny Pranks

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Valentines

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body