Devoted Jokester Pillows

"For you. Straight from the top."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Lesbians for Christ

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"You think it's tough down there?"

Men dancing

Leaving cards.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"You idiots … we lost!"

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.