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Phoenix

Barman In Love.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Various Traps.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Caterpillars in love

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"It was a little preachy."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Valentines

Holy Relics.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."