Compassionate Humorist Mugs

"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Barman In Love.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Phoenix

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

The Assumption of Mary

Caterpillars in love

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"It was a little preachy."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Say AHHH...MEN."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Valentines

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Holy Relics.