Compassionate Humorist Gifts

"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Phoenix

Barman In Love.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Caterpillars in love

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"It was a little preachy."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Holy Relics.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Valentines

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.