Divine Humor Enthusiast Gifts

God changes His will.

'If You give them free will, we'll need a LOT more staff.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"You will have God's baby and his name will be Jesus..."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

'Here he comes - Look busy!'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

It's a Good Tired.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

God's 'To do' list: 1) Pick up laundry 2) Get hair cut 3) Answer Ann Ferguson's prayers for a cure for her arthritis.

'...Give me a sign.'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"Yup, we use atheists for room service..."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"You state here that God is the head of your organization. Any chance you could get Him to co-sign this application?"

Night-time halo

"The thing is, I'm just not a micromanager."

"There's not much call for 'the smiting of the ungodly' at the moment. Would you consider working in a call centre."

"You want fries with what?"

As God is my witness.

"It's a big responsibility having green lighted everything."

God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.

"OMG, LOL!"

"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"

"The good news is there is a God. The bad news is, he's stalking me."

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God works in mysterious ways.

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

When God compliments your tie, just go with it.

The Origin of Storms

"I was just sitting in a meeting keeping my head down and god made it stay this way."

Heaven - sign outside reads, No cameras beyond this point.