Divine Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

Jobcentre, God in queue.

Holy water cooler moments

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

God passing the time.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."