Divine Comedy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Beware of God"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Reason for Storms

"That's my boy!"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Assumption of Mary

"The amendments are coming next week!"