Divine Comedy Aficionado Gifts

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

'I didn't expect you to itemize.'

"I don't care what Doctor Laura said is okay!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Beware of God"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"That's my boy!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Reason for Storms

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."