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God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

"I, of course, meant seven business days."

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'Are You sure about this 'manna' thing? -- If You feed them, they'll never go away!'

'God has another message for you: Knock it off. You're being a downer.'

'And make it look like an accident.'

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Almost Your Time.

"So how come you didn't give 'everyone' common sense."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Beware of God"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"That's my boy!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."