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On the Seventh Day

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

Mrs. Almighty.

'I'll have to make a lot of copies!'

"I preferred the Old Testament God."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

I already know every mundane act of everyone's life

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL,'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'Okay, but I think I'll need enforcers.'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"You have to let me in! -- I belonged to a megachurch!"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'