Divine Humor Lovers Gifts

God at the Job Centre - "...and then they perfected stem cell embryos."

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

'Mind if I smoke?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"That's my boy!"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.