Divine Humor Lovers Mugs

God at the Job Centre - "...and then they perfected stem cell embryos."

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

'Mind if I smoke?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

God passing the time.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

The Assumption of Mary

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!