Divine Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

Jobcentre, God in queue.

Holy water cooler moments

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Out for lunch... GOD

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'