Divine Comedy Lovers Gifts

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

You Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties - God

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Beware of God"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"That's my boy!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Reason for Storms

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."