Divine Comedy Appreciators Gifts

Oh ye of little faith

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Beware of God"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

The Assumption of Mary

"That's my boy!"

The Reason for Storms

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'