Divine Comedy Appreciators Pillows

Oh ye of little faith

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Beware of God"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Reason for Storms

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"That's my boy!"

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth