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The original writers block

Lost Angel Wings

God Achieves Inbox Zero

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"I'm gonna level with you, Barry. You're kind of my guardian angel."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Beware of God"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"That's my boy!"

The Reason for Storms

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.