Divine Comedy Devotee Pillows

Dante Alighieri

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Beware of God"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

The Reason for Storms

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"That's my boy!"

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.