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'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

You Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties - God

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Zeus's Caddy

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Beware of God"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"That's my boy!"

The Reason for Storms

The Assumption of Mary

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."