Divine Humor Lover Gifts

Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Today's retribution level is LOW.'

"It looks like he's decided to go with natural selection."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Well, yes, you didn't drink and you didn't smoke, but you didn't see that truck coming either.'

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

God's Manicure.

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"

God not too happy with the Humans.

Jesus sits behind a 'Lost but Found' booth.

'I wonder what they're waiting for.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I-am-the-chosen-one...'

God Send Me a Sign

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."