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Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Today's retribution level is LOW.'

"It looks like he's decided to go with natural selection."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Well, yes, you didn't drink and you didn't smoke, but you didn't see that truck coming either.'

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

God's Manicure.

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"

God not too happy with the Humans.

Jesus sits behind a 'Lost but Found' booth.

'I wonder what they're waiting for.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I-am-the-chosen-one...'

God Send Me a Sign

Don't Walk on the Water

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Night-time halo

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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