Devotional Enthusiast Prints

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'