God Enthusiast Gifts

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"