Divine Inspiration Enthusiast Gifts

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Just my luck."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

God creating the galaxy.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God changes His will.

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

Devil paints God.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Should I get these copyrighted, or is that covered by "Thou shalt not steal"? (Published previously on Dec. 10, 2002.)

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

Smite Golfer or Cow?

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'The floods, the pestilence, the plagues...don't you think you could find more constructive ways to express your wrath?'

God throwing a lifebelt.

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

'New Charismatic'

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