Divine Intervention Aficionado Gifts

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Just my luck."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

'New Charismatic'

God throwing a lifebelt.

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

One Way Arrow.

God's secretary.

Lourdes Miracles.