Divine Intervention Aficionado Gifts

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Just my luck."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'It's just a miracle.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Why there are no church hecklers.

God throwing a lifebelt.

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

'New Charismatic'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Invoice.

Lourdes Miracles.

'Drawbridge ahead'

God's secretary.

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"