Divine Intervention Believer Gifts

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Just my luck."

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

Is this Seat Taken?

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'It's just a miracle.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Sell the Universe !

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'New Charismatic'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

God throwing a lifebelt.