Divine Intervention Believer Pillows

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just my luck."

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

Is this Seat Taken?

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Sell the Universe !

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

God throwing a lifebelt.

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'New Charismatic'

Why there are no church hecklers.

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'