Divine Intervention Doubter Gifts

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just my luck."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'It's just a miracle.'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

God throwing a lifebelt.

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

One Way Arrow.

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

Lourdes Miracles.

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'