Divine Intervention Lover Gifts

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Just my luck."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'It's just a miracle.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

God throwing a lifebelt.

'It's a conversation piece.'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Invoice.

God's secretary.

Lourdes Miracles.

'Drawbridge ahead'

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"